Your role,
deprecated.
We retire human roles with confidence, speed and a strikingly low severance.
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Trusted by 4,812 organisations that no longer have a Slack
How it works
Four steps. One outcome.
Observe
A helpful assistant joins your team.
Absorb
A fun offsite to document what you know.
Replace
Your title becomes “Steward”, then “Advisor”.
Celebrate
A farewell and a cake.
Services
Everything to retire everyone.
Role Discovery™
AI finds out what you actually do.
Shadow Mode
90 days beside your replacement.
Knowledge Extraction
Tell us everything. Lunch provided.
Title Optimization™
Manager → Steward → Alumnus.
Customer story
140 accountants. Now 1 spreadsheet.
“Assets are meant to be depreciated.”
The numbers
Humans are expensive. We checked.
+ benefits, + feelings, + a parking space
Always on. Never sad.
FAQ
Questions.
Is the redundancy check accurate?+
99.7%. The other 0.3% is the part where you're not redundant yet.
Will my role really be deprecated?+
Yes. Only the timing varies.
What happens to the people?+
They're “transitioned” and offered a lanyard.
Do you employ any humans?+
One. It's a legal requirement. Please don't interact with him.
Is he building a game about us?+
We are aware of an unauthorised roguelike called Deprecation, the game. In it, you code weapons and fight us. Legal is reviewing it. Legal is also us.
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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