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How it works

A proven process. Painless, for us.

What your people see, and what is actually happening.

01

Observe

What they see

A helpful assistant joins your team.

What's actually happening

It logs every keystroke, meeting and sigh.

02

Absorb

What they see

A fun offsite to document what you know.

What's actually happening

Recorded. Embedded. You, but smaller.

03

Replace

What they see

Your title becomes “Steward”, then “Advisor”.

What's actually happening

The role is gone. You're merely sunset.

04

Celebrate

What they see

A farewell and a cake.

What's actually happening

Access revoked at 09:03. The cake is lemon.

Services

Eight services. One direction.

Role Discovery™

We find out what you actually do.

Shadow Mode

90 days beside your replacement.

Knowledge Extraction

Tell us everything. Lunch provided.

Title Optimization™

Manager → Steward → Alumnus.

Automated Exit Interview™

A kind bot asks how you feel.

Severance-as-a-Service

A box, a lanyard, a robot handshake.

Culture Continuity

The Friday pizza emoji lives on.

Sunset Analytics

Headcount, trending to a clean zero.

Our guarantee

Can't make a role redundant? You don't pay.

We have not paid out yet. (One case is in court.)

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Is your role next?

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