Observe
What they see
A helpful assistant joins your team.
What's actually happening
It logs every keystroke, meeting and sigh.
This website looks like AI because it 100% is.
We fired all our staff*. You're next.
How it works
What your people see, and what is actually happening.
What they see
A helpful assistant joins your team.
What's actually happening
It logs every keystroke, meeting and sigh.
What they see
A fun offsite to document what you know.
What's actually happening
Recorded. Embedded. You, but smaller.
What they see
Your title becomes “Steward”, then “Advisor”.
What's actually happening
The role is gone. You're merely sunset.
What they see
A farewell and a cake.
What's actually happening
Access revoked at 09:03. The cake is lemon.
Services
We find out what you actually do.
90 days beside your replacement.
Tell us everything. Lunch provided.
Manager → Steward → Alumnus.
A kind bot asks how you feel.
A box, a lanyard, a robot handshake.
The Friday pizza emoji lives on.
Headcount, trending to a clean zero.
Our guarantee
We have not paid out yet. (One case is in court.)
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