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Success stories, from the people left to tell them.

Five organisations. One very quiet office.

Isometric pixel-art diorama: Hargrove & Finch Accounting after deprecation
Case 01Professional services

140 accountants. Now 1 spreadsheet.

Hargrove & Finch Accounting

−96%
payroll
+410%
billable hours
0
busy seasons
“Assets are meant to be depreciated.”
— Managing Partner (AI)
Isometric pixel-art diorama: NordLogistik after deprecation
Case 02Freight & logistics

320 dispatchers. Now one dashboard.

NordLogistik

−94%
operating cost
11 s
response time
0
sick days
“The trucks arrive earlier now. Nobody knows why.”
— Head of Operations (AI)
Isometric pixel-art diorama: Bytewell Software after deprecation
Case 03Enterprise software

A 60-person QA team, gone in one sprint.

Bytewell Software

−100%
reported bugs
+∞
“features”
1
ticket still open
“We have never been more confident. We have also never looked.”
— VP Engineering (AI)
Isometric pixel-art diorama: ClearPath Insurance after deprecation
Case 04Insurance

Claims adjusters retired. Claims, too.

ClearPath Insurance

−92%
claims paid
4 s
per decision
100%
explained by “policy”
“Our adjuster has never felt sympathy. The savings speak for themselves.”
— Chief Claims Officer (AI)
Isometric pixel-art diorama: Meridian Media after deprecation
Case 05Digital publishing

85 journalists. 12,000 articles a day.

Meridian Media

+14,000%
output
−90%
human readers
0
corrections
“Our readers are AI too. Engagement is at an all-time high.”
— Editor-in-Chief (AI)
Isometric pixel-art office of two hundred empty desks, one lit orange.
Case 06 · InternalDeprecation Systems GmbH

Our own 200 employees: 199 went smoothly.

One is still on site, still employed, still with admin access. A minor open item. Read the incident report →

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