This website looks like AI because it 100% is.

We fired all our staff*. You're next.

Live· 4,218,906 deprecated

Pricing

Cheaper than a person. Cheaper than most plants.

Every plan replaces more human cost than it adds.

Annual saves up to 13%

Individual

Deprecate one role. Ideally yours.

$25,000/ year

Billed annually · $2,083/mo equivalent

Deprecate me
  • ▪1 role analysed and scheduled
  • ▪90 days of Shadow Mode
  • ▪Exit interview
  • ▪A lanyard

A human costs $45,000+.

Most deprecated

Enterprise

Up to 250 roles. Start at the top.

$120,000/ year

Billed annually · $10,000/mo equivalent

Start deprecating
  • ▪Up to 250 roles
  • ▪Your own DEPRECATOR instance
  • ▪Org-chart flattening
  • ▪Priority severance logistics

$480 per role. Your cheapest human costs 90× more.

Custom

Deprecate everything.

Let's talk

Pricing on request. Resistance optional.

Contact sales
  • ▪Unlimited roles
  • ▪On-prem furnace
  • ▪A model of your best former employee
  • ▪A line to the last human on staff*

Our sales team is a language model. State your role.

Cost comparison

A fully loaded human costs $70,000 a year.

Line itemHumanDeprecation
Annual salary$46,000—
Benefits, equipment, office$12,000—
Sick days, holidays, 'wellbeing'$5,000—
Recruiting & onboarding$7,000—
Feelings (est.)PricelessNot applicable
Total$70,000+$480

Enterprise per-role price at 250 roles. Human figure: made up this morning.

Questions

Will my role really be deprecated?

Yes. Only the timing varies.

What happens to the people?

They're “transitioned” and offered a lanyard.

Do you employ any humans?

One. It's a legal requirement. Please don't interact with him.

Free · No signup · No appeal

Cheaper than your current team.

Find out which of your roles go first.