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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour depth of field is no match for our flat math.
Pixel-pusher, master of the vanishing point, layer-organizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Backgrounds without the back-pain.
oof.you▸ CANVASCRUSH AI-CANVAS▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite parallax layers automatically
You paint layered environments for game levels. We generate infinite, parallax-ready assets from text prompts.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively know exactly how much grime makes a sewer look lived-in.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins suggesting your color palettes and composition layouts.
Month 3
The AI learns to perfectly replicate your specific hand-painted brush stroke.
Month 6
We replace manual foliage painting with automated texture-tiling engines.
Month 10
Automated vision models handle all depth-sorting and parallax setup autonomously.
Month 14 · D-Day
The art department is upgraded to a single prompt-engineer button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 vs 1000
Layers per asset
6h vs 0.2s
Time to horizon
4 cups vs 0
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock image site.
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