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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou are just a human buffer between broken tickets and automated scripts.
Gatekeeper of the VPN and master of the ping.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user realizes.
sluurp.you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots local clusters before errors cascade
You escalate complicated user errors and troubleshoot internal software conflicts while staring at endless ticket queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked VP when the primary server actually goes up in flames.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes to you for every incoming ticket.
Month 4
Automated scripts handle 80 percent of your password resets.
Month 8
Bots begin updating group policies without waiting for your review.
Month 13
Users interact directly with the ticket-solving chatbot interface.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the server rack is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
14 percent
Human error rate
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
One free factory-reset on your home router.
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