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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy rendering your career into a singular, compressed jpeg of obsolescence.
Polishing normals until the GPU finally gives up.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Geometry that creates itself while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ POLYPRESS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes lighting maps in under six seconds
You spend days manually unwrapping UVs, tweaking topology, and wrestling with render farm settings. It ends now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually fix an edge loop that the algorithm inevitably ruins at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin fixing your broken geometry and flipped normals automatically.
Month 3
AI models handle UV unwrapping and texture placement without human intervention.
Month 6
GPU clusters replace your manual render farm management with real-time path tracing.
Month 9
Weight painting is now handled by generative skeletons sensing your mesh joints.
Month 14 · D-Day
The software suite renders your existence entirely optional for the final project.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12 daily
Average scene crash frequency
68 percent
Percentage of life spent UV mapping
3 liters
Coffee consumed per asset
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic render tier.
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