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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning reality into messy point clouds for robots to ignore later.
Professional mesh-cleaner and eternal hider of scan artifacts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reality captured without the tedious cleanup.
glub.youAI▸ SCANMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders perfect meshes without manual noise cleanup
You calibrate LiDAR sensors, clean noisy geometry in software, and spend hours aligning overlapping scans for 3D models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still figure out why the scanner is clipping through the wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart algorithms begin auto-aligning your scans before you finish lunch.
Month 3
Vision models automatically delete ghosts and artifacts from raw scans.
Month 7
Scanners mount to autonomous rovers that navigate sites without you.
Month 13
The processing happens in real-time, removing your evening cleanup tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your scanner handles the entire lifecycle from capture to final model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too high
Point cloud noise level
forever
Manual alignment hours
pathetic
Lidar battery life
Your severance
A vintage handheld laser pointer and a thank you.
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