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Will AI replace 3D Vision Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #qwtdcvas
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining the algorithms that will eventually delete your own research grant.
Still waiting for the model to converge, aren't we?
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You build models to interpret 3D scenes from ego-centric video. You map spatial data for robotic navigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a training set is fundamentally biased by its source.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines now scrape and clean ego-video data instantly.
Month 5
AI agents iterate through architecture search faster than you sleep.
Month 10
Simulated environments replace your messy real-world video capture.
Month 15
Autonomous solvers map the environment without human intervention or oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering your research methodology entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per paper
12 percent
Inaccurate depth map pixels
3,000
GPU hours per epoch
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to GPU compute, restricted access.
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