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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is essentially a high-stakes spreadsheet with a pulse.
Professional dream-crusher and password reset specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated apathy for your fiscal future.
split.youAI▸ RETIREBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes account rollovers in real-time
You answer basic questions about retirement accounts and help users update their investment elections. You are a human FAQ.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually stressed instead of just being annoyed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Basic account queries are handled by a standard LLM.
Week 9
OCR software reads and processes all incoming physical paperwork.
Month 3
The AI suggests investment shifts before the user even asks.
Month 4
Self-auditing code satisfies all federal compliance requirements automatically.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running silent scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.02 seconds
Average query response time
4.2 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Empathy simulation level
Your severance
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