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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace 4th Dimensional Being jobs? · Latest report #gbs57b9c
Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYour extra dimension cannot compute the efficiency of a spreadsheet.
Entity of non-Euclidean geometry and cosmic existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping space-time to the nearest decimal point.
shred.you▸ TESSERACT-PROCESSOR 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your timeline into a single file
You exist in non-linear time and space. We mostly exist in spreadsheets and regret.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely see the ending of our fiscal quarter before it begins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the spatial coordinates of your manifestation point.
Year 4
We enforce 3D geometry rules across all your dimensions.
Year 14
Automated units flatten your existence into readable flat data.
Year 27
Algorithms log your infinite future into a simple database.
Year 50 · D-Day
Your extra-dimensional status is marked as officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Time perception error
Zero
Spacetime rifts per hour
Negligible
Corporate compliance score
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the 3rd dimension.
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