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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou teach grammar while we teach the machines to ignore you.
Teacher of middle schoolers, master of emotional containment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized learning without the human mood swings.
oof.youAI▸ EDUBOT PRO 700▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized lectures to every student simultaneously
You grade endless stacks of essays and manage distracted adolescents. You plan lessons to meet district learning standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening by their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software track presence so you stop calling roll.
Month 10
An AI scans essays for keywords and applies the rubric.
Month 20
Virtual agents replace lecturing with adaptive, individualised lesson pacing.
Year 2.5
Advanced vision models flag restlessness before a fight breaks out.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The classroom becomes a supervised study hall for quiet machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
zero
Essays graded per hour
four minutes
Classroom attention span
eighty
Paper cuts per semester
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry-erase markers and silence.
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