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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour community engagement script is just data waiting to be parsed.
Professional bridge-builder between bureaucracy and worried citizens.
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Automated community trust building
help!youAI▸ CIVICNOTIFY AUTO-COMMS 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends real-time hyper-targeted safety alerts
You manage public safety messaging, press releases, and coordinate emergency drill simulations for city communication departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a neighborhood is genuinely anxious before the sensors pick it up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start drafting your press releases and social media posts.
Month 5
Automated mailing systems replace your flyer distribution and newsletter management.
Month 10
Interactive AI avatars host public meetings to handle citizen inquiries.
Month 15
Systems generate performance metrics that identify your own redundancy gaps.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all public communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero wait time
Public information requests
Sub-millisecond
Emergency alert latency
100% optimized
Community engagement score
Your severance
A PDF copy of the city's new automated handbook.
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