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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are the last organic interface between panic and patient records.
Master of coffee-fueled survival and erratic patient logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic diagnostic precision under pressure.
toast.youAI▸ TRIAGECORE-ALPHA▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilises vital signs without human hesitation
You triage critical trauma, manage fast-paced resuscitation, and navigate the chaotic reality of high-pressure emergency care.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a patient's hand that indicates deep, underlying distress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors and vision models replace manual patient intake and assessment.
Year 5
AI systems interpret blood work and scans before you blink.
Year 14
Specialised arms perform steady-hand procedures under remote surgeon oversight.
Year 22
Algorithms manage bed capacity and resource allocation perfectly.
Year 40 · D-Day
The department runs entirely on high-trust autonomous medical infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
2 seconds
Average decision time
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Negligible
Clinical error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium noise-cancelling headphones.
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