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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sign artists based on 'gut feeling' that machines call 'overfitting'.
Professional music listener who forgets to actually listen.
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You hunt for new musicians, negotiate signing deals, and babysit recording sessions until the album is actually finished.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an artist about why their lead single flopped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Streaming data replaces your midnight club scouting trips.
Month 5
Standardized templates handle royalties without your lunch-meeting input.
Month 13
AI producers suggest structural changes to songs during sessions.
Year 2.1
Neural nets pitch tracks directly to platform algorithms.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The label stops paying for human ears entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12
Average lunch meetings per week
4,000
Songs heard per signed act
4%
Percentage of hits predicted correctly
Your severance
Three months of free Spotify Premium and a hoodie.
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