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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour cables are just messy spaghetti that my sensors can untangle better.
Loves the smell of burning projectors in the morning.
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Wireless connectivity makes your heavy lifting obsolete.
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mutes feedback loops before they exist
You drag heavy speakers, configure projectors, and troubleshoot signal loss during high-stakes live shows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing connection in a darkened room before the audio actually cuts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software replaces your manual signal patching with automated frequency hopping.
Month 7
Robotic gantry systems lift speakers without requiring your manual labor.
Month 16
Cameras automatically focus and align projection maps instantly.
Year 2.2
Crawl-bots coil every cable perfectly while you watch from the sidelines.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The event runs perfectly, and your existence is officially marked as redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per load-in
Average XLR cable snags
12 per season
Showtime panic attacks
3 per shift
Coffee consumption liters
Your severance
A lifetime supply of zip ties and velcro.
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