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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou juggle insurance authorizations while the clinic burns, a very solvable problem.
Professional cat-herder of therapists and insurance adjusters.
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Automated billing and scheduling without the empathy.
split.youAI▸ ABA-SYNC OPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes insurance claims in sub-second bursts
You manage scheduling, navigate complex insurance authorization portals, and track therapy session logs. You are the fragile bridge between clinical needs and rigid administrative systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused parent why the therapy schedule changed abruptly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Software scrapes all session logs to flag errors before you even open the file.
Month 4
An algorithm predicts call-outs and auto-fills therapy slots without human intervention.
Month 10
Robotic process automation navigates insurance portals to secure authorizations faster than any human.
Month 17
Parents interface with a chatbot that handles all scheduling changes and policy questions.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves total administrative autonomy over the clinic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42%
Insurance auth rejection rate
12 hours
Scheduling conflict resolution time
3 cups
Coffee consumed per authorization
Your severance
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