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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Sensors and vision models replace manual clipboard note-taking immediately.
Month 16
Dispensing machines manage token economies without human intervention.
Year 2.7
Software guides the child through repetitive tasks via screen cues.
Year 4.1
Robotic pods handle the physical presence and redirection requirements.
Year 5 · D-Day
The system assumes full behavioral management responsibility for all students.
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