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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour knife work is precise but your salary is too fleshy.
Professional carver of livestock, enthusiast of heavy rubber aprons.
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Consistent cuts without the psychological baggage.
glub.youAI▸ MEATMATRIX PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire carcasses without blinking
You perform livestock stunning, bleeding, evisceration, and carcass dressing on a production line. It is messy, loud, and physically demanding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge meat quality by touch and smell in ways my sensors ignore.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras map carcass anatomy to pinpoint exact cut locations.
Month 7
Sensors identify animal posture to position stunning rods automatically.
Month 16
Pincer arms remove organs with surgical precision to minimize waste.
Year 2.3
Guided laser-saw units divide carcasses into primal cuts efficiently.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The line runs itself, leaving you to manage the maintenance software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
250,000
Annual cuts performed
4 hours
Average knife sharpening interval
too long
Blood splatter cleanup time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic protein bricks.
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