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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour curated intuition is just a spreadsheet with more expensive lighting.
Bridge-builder between ancient traditions and modern spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic connection, purely algorithmic precision.
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negotiates commission rates with zero hesitation
You facilitate artist relations and manage sales through Shopify and email. You handle commissions and face-to-face client sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sit with an artist in the desert and genuinely feel the story behind paint.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software replace manual Shopify manual data entry.
Month 5
Large language models mimic your specific tone for artist communication.
Month 13
High-fidelity VR replaces the need for physical gallery presence.
Month 21
Data models perfectly pair client tastes with incoming commissions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of the artist-dealer relationship cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.9 percent
Client trust index
0.001 seconds
Email response latency
100 percent
Catalog inventory accuracy
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end canvas primer.
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