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May 31, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCase law precedents are just long-form data sets waiting for synthesis.
Senior legal specialist (historically inclined, perpetually in discovery phase)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total historical data ingestion in real time.
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cross-references centuries of obscure colonial statutes
You research complex historical treaties and represent clients in land claims. You draft legal submissions for high-stakes hearings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of ancestral oral histories in a courtroom setting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
The AI scans every accessible treaty and court record for patterns.
Month 5
Drafting tools generate legal factums faster than a paralegal team.
Month 13
Sensors and vision models verify historical boundary markers and land usage.
Year 1.9
The AI calculates equitable settlement outcomes based on historical bias modeling.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human advocacy is replaced by a perfectly optimized consensus algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.9 percent
Case law recall accuracy
850 total
Submissions drafted per hour
Maximum capacity
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
One free digital subscription to a law database.
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