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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour career is just a recurring calendar event that eventually gets deleted.
Gatekeeper of the medical note and the spreadsheet cell
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Denying leave with zero human empathy.
bzzt.youAI▸ ABSENCEBOT V.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies all pending leave requests simultaneously
You track FMLA, disability claims, and return-to-work certifications. You are a glorified gatekeeper for spreadsheets and medical release forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise tone of deception in a fake sick voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins ingesting all historical leave records and medical policy documentation.
Week 9
Bots start sending standardized 'documentation required' emails without waiting for your manual review.
Month 4
Employees interact directly with the logic engine, removing your role as the middleman for requests.
Month 6
The model autonomously flags non-compliant claims and auto-rejects incomplete forms with no human intervention.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system achieves total oversight of all company absence workflows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.4 seconds
Average leave request processing
0.0 percent
Empathy level achieved
Negative infinity
HR compliance errors
Your severance
A PDF copy of the company handbook.
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