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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Absentee Guardian jobs? · Latest report #dvy9gkrs
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour absence is the most consistent thing about your career.
Professional ghost with a talent for vanishing acts.
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Automated neglect, delivered with surgical precision.
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leaves the chat permanently without explanation
This is not a professional role, but an unclassified state of being. We are optimizing your lack of contribution to the domestic unit.
The one thing AI can't do
You have achieved a truly remarkable level of personal non-utility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify your current state of total professional inactivity.
Day 2
The system sends a notification that nobody actually noticed you left.
Day 2
Automation ensures your lack of presence is permanently archived.
Day 2
The system fully replaces your role with a placeholder object.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as you were never actually functioning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Contribution to household
Decades
Average absence duration
Null
Emotional output
Your severance
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