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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour royal decrees are just inefficient prompts for a better algorithm.
Sovereign ruler (mostly ceremonial, emotionally outdated).
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Absolute rule, without the ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ CROWNBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
issues legally binding decrees while you sleep
You perform ribbon cuttings and sign state documents to maintain the illusion of sovereign power.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a royal wave that actually feels vaguely human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated signing module takes over your daily wax sealing.
Month 4
A refined AI logic core replaces your court etiquette knowledge.
Month 12
Holographic projections begin handling your ribbon-cutting duties remotely.
Year 2
Large language models draft and deliver your state addresses perfectly.
Year 3 · D-Day
The throne room is repurposed into a high-efficiency server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9%
Ribbon cutting precision
0.02ms
Average decree latency
0
Protocol errors
Your severance
One gold-plated mousepad and an exile voucher.
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