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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your tenured silence before the data model finishes your paper.
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Publishing papers without needing a sabbatical.
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generates infinite citations for nonsense theories
They teach undergraduate courses and write dense research papers. Their work requires endless administrative meetings and committee service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue convincingly about obscure historical footnotes that no one else remembers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Natural language models grade your students' essays in seconds.
Month 9
AI systems synthesize research gaps to auto-generate grant proposals.
Month 22
Algorithms verify data accuracy and citation relevance automatically.
Year 2.7
Bureaucratic decision nodes are replaced by simple logic scripts.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The machine generates your final paper while you retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
12 drafts
Rejected manuscripts annually
310 hours
Meaningless department meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a digital library archive.
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