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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling complex math software to people who already know how to use it.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and procurement officers.
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Closing tickets before the professor even sighs.
split.youAI▸ WOLFRAM AUTOMATA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates renewals with zero human awkwardness
You manage academic license renewals and explain software tiers to university IT departments and math faculty.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a department chair is actually ready to sign the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes your renewal outreach based on usage data.
Month 4
Software predicts renewal dates and alerts procurement without you.
Month 8
University IT clicks buttons to renew instead of calling you.
Month 13
Legal LLMs handle the boilerplate license terms automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client talks directly to the software license manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 words
Average sales email length
6 hours daily
Time spent in CRM
High
License renewal friction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just sold.
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