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November 5, 2027
In 13 monthsEnjoy being the human gatekeeper for forms that robots read faster.
Professional cat-herder of PhD students and tenured egoists.
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Bureaucracy optimized for zero-tolerance efficiency.
split.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters grant applications with cold, calculated precision
You manage departmental calendars, faculty expense reports, and travel reimbursements. You also act as the primary filter for student inquiries and procurement logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific professor has ignored their email for weeks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardize departmental FAQ into a chatbot that handles 90% of student and faculty inquiries.
Month 3
Directly link university procurement portals to automated receipt scanning and accounting software.
Month 6
Deploy autonomous scheduling agents that negotiate availability directly between faculty and committee calendars.
Month 9
Eliminate physical signatures and manual document routing for all grant and administrative processes.
Month 13 · D-Day
Deprecation.org assumes full control of the department's administrative state while you seek new employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 seconds
Expense report latency
Infinite
Faculty email volume
Alarming
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university’s defunct alumni newsletter.
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