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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving files from one digital folder to another is not a career.
Professional paper pusher for the ivory tower.
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Perfect accuracy, zero office politics.
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filters emails into the trash automatically
You shuffle enrollment data, update course catalogs, and respond to endless student emails about scheduling and degree requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused student why the department's weird rules exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start drafting your replies to student registration queries.
Month 4
An API connects the course catalog directly to the student portal.
Month 8
Vision models take over verifying student credits against degree requirements.
Month 13
Meeting summaries are auto-generated from logs instead of human minutes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login is officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99 percent
Emails answered with template
142 units
Forms processed per day
4 hours daily
Time spent in committee
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF merger tool.
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