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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsDegree audit software already knows your students are doomed before you do.
Professional dream-crusher and prerequisite-checker for lost youth.
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Optimizing pathways for maximum throughput.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEGREEPATH ADVISOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-fills every degree requirement automatically
You help students pick classes, navigate enrollment, and explain why they can't graduate in two semesters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a freshman realizes they hate their declared major.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Dynamic web scrapers map every course requirement to student records.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically reserve seats based on student graduation timelines.
Month 6
Verification systems confirm student compliance without human intervention.
Month 10
Natural language processing answers basic degree audit questions instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Final migration of all student records to fully automated degree pathways.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
84 percent
Average student confusion
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
12 per hour
Wait-list bypass attempts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our degree planning portal.
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