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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour gentle nudges are no match for a cold, algorithmic dashboard.
Professional shepherd of lost students and syllabus-challenged wanderers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the modern student journey.
squeeze.youAI▸ ACADEMI-BOT V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects life choices via predictive analytics
You guide students through bureaucracy and study habits. Our software does the same, without the human patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student feels defeated during a policy review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape every syllabus and policy file into our central brain.
Month 4
The AI starts messaging students before they even know they're failing.
Month 8
Students chat with the bot instead of waiting at your desk.
Month 13
The system resolves all registration disputes without any human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the campus logs you out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
402 per term
Emails per student
Excessive
Coffee consumption
0.14 percent
Office hours efficiency
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium scheduling app.
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