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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDegree audit software already knows your students will fail anyway.
Human spreadsheet balancing dreams against core credit requirements
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing degree throughput with zero empathy.
toast.youAI▸ ACADEMICORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively logs student into required courses
You interpret degree requirements and manage enrollment stress for students who rarely read their emails. You turn complex graduation paths into manageable, albeit ignored, semester plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a student realizes they have chosen the wrong major.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest every paper file to train the predictive graduation model.
Month 4
Natural language processing maps the university handbook into a rigid, enforceable logic database.
Month 8
Chatbots begin handling routine registration questions with 99% accuracy and 0% human warmth.
Month 13
Predictive analytics identify at-risk students and auto-schedule mandatory support tasks without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as AcademiCore assumes full control over student academic destinies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4500
emails ignored per term
89%
misunderstood degree paths
lethal
coffee intake during registration
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a generic mood tracking app
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