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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsManaging students and buzzer-beaters is just data processing with higher stakes.
The administrator who pretends the gym isn't an office.
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Optimising campus culture and court performance.
blub.you▸ ADMINCOACH 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal free-throw trajectory for every student
You oversee student discipline and academic progress while managing varsity basketball drills, rotations, and game-day tactics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager is lying about their homework.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated logs track every student infraction and academic grade shift.
Month 6
AI predicts which players will fail classes before they start.
Month 15
Cameras feed play-by-play data to optimize your varsity team rotations.
Year 2
Students interface with a screen for all disciplinary review processes.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The campus administration fully transitions to autonomous oversight protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100 percent
Detention throughput
99 percent
Winning percentage
Zero
Unread student emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our proprietary clipboard software.
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