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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lab notebook is just a slow training set for us.
Expert in gene mapping and tenure-track anxiety.
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You hunt disease genes using complex sequencing and data models while teaching students the basics of biology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a counter-intuitive finding during a hostile department committee hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests all published papers to find patterns you missed.
Month 5
Robot arms handle the repetitive pipetting and plate preparation tasks.
Month 13
Models generate perfect grant applications based on current funder priorities.
Year 2
Synthesized avatars take over your repetitive classroom teaching duties.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire research pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42 cups
Coffee per paper
8 percent
Grant success rate
18 weekly
Hours spent on bureaucracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unindexed, closed-access journals.
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