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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCataloging the past until you yourself become an exhibit.
Expert in eras that didn't have to deal with email.
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You spend days analyzing dusty archives and managing university faculty politics. Your job is now a data-entry project.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own obsolescence in the historical record.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners capture every dusty document for the central index.
Month 5
Algorithms rank faculty performance based on citation metrics and output.
Month 10
Generative models produce all department budgets and administrative directives.
Month 15
A screen-based interface handles all faculty complaints and schedules.
Month 21 · D-Day
The institution no longer requires human insight to manage the past.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.4
Papers published annually
800+
Faculty meeting hours
12 million
Archival documents scanned
Your severance
A commemorative plaque and a library keycard.
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