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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your complex academic schedules into a series of rigid CSVs.
Master of spreadsheets and academic bureaucracy architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated course scheduling for the soulless campus.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces human advisors with pre-recorded soothing messages
You juggle student course enrollments, track instructor availability, and manage bureaucratic academic accreditation paperwork all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused student why their core requirement was marked optional.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest your physical records into a searchable database.
Month 4
Large language models handle all inquiries regarding prerequisite waivers instantly.
Month 8
Constraint solvers replace your manual course conflict resolution process.
Month 13
Automated audit logs track compliance in real time without oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked during the term break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
142
Emails per day
38
Spreadsheet tabs open
0.01%
Accreditation errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university library archive.
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