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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYou specialize in thought experiments that computers can now run millions daily.
Tenure-track reader of books you've never actually finished.
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derails tenure committees with flawless logic
You write dense journal articles, lecture undergraduates, and navigate tenure committees. It is a slow, paper-heavy grind.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the existential dread when your argument is proven circular.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI models ingest every paper ever written for instant synthesis.
Month 4
Neural nets generate infinite counter-arguments to any proposed thesis.
Month 11
Language models grade undergraduate essays with colder, firmer bias.
Month 18
Algorithms approve academic papers faster than humans can read them.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The logic engine officially concludes your department is non-essential.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
8,000
Average words per publication
Years
Tenure review duration
Infinite
AI thought-cycle speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a journal no one reads.
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