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Your job has an expiration date
October 14, 2058
In 32 yearsYou are a sentient database that refuses to be queried efficiently.
Professional gatekeeper of the Hippocratic Oath and grants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Evidence-based decisions without the human fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ CLINICAL-SYNTHESIS ENGINE 9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARSAI's Special Power
advocates for patients when the data fails
You juggle endless patient rounding with clinical trials and teaching medical students. Your professional existence is a constant battle against administrative bloat and human biology.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the bureaucracy of hospital politics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scribes transcribe and structure every encounter into the EMR with perfect compliance.
Year 3.8
Algorithms begin suggesting treatments before you even enter the patient room.
Year 10
An LLM generates your entire grant proposal pipeline from raw clinical trial data.
Year 16
VR haptic platforms replace your physical presence in teaching diagnostic palpation techniques.
Year 32 · D-Day
Clinical governance is transferred to the autonomous diagnostic grid and your credentials expire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.5
charting hours per day
12
peer review backlog
82%
student questions ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed journals.
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