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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour syllabus is just a prompt file waiting for a server.
Tenured bureaucrat steering the ivory tower's slow descent.
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Automated administration for higher learning.
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processes student petitions with zero empathy
You manage course curriculum and student progress through bureaucratic loops and endless committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking deeply thoughtful during a pointless faculty meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest all existing catalogs to identify structural inefficiencies.
Month 3
Smart software replaces your manual degree approval workflows.
Month 8
Generative agents simulate consensus to satisfy administrative reporting needs.
Month 13
Real-time auditing tools automatically align courses with accreditation standards.
Month 19 · D-Day
The administrative office goes dark as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails per day
4 mugs
Coffee consumption
94%
Committee sessions ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated grading software.
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