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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling books to libraries you've never visited is finally a math equation.
Professional email-sender and site-license-negotiator extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the dean wakes up.
no no noyouAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates price negotiations without losing your cool
You pitch digital access packages to busy librarians and department heads. You negotiate site licenses for journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why this exact journal bundle is necessary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your cold email outreach is replaced by personalized generative sequence bots.
Month 5
Usage analytics tools show librarians the value before you ever speak.
Month 12
Standard site license agreements are auto-generated and signed by software.
Month 16
The AI handles the annual renewal call with perfect data recall.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales ledger is fully managed by our autonomous revenue engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
4,000 yearly
Emails sent to spam
infinite loops
Price haggling sessions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the journals you couldn't sell.
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