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February 3, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour peer-reviewed breakthroughs look suspiciously like training data for our models.
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You secure grants, manage doctoral students, and refine 3D point-cloud reconstruction algorithms. You write papers for conferences.
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You can discern when a 3D vision dataset is fundamentally biased by local lighting conditions.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models begin writing your initial conference paper drafts.
Month 5
Proprietary neural architecture search agents replace your manual algorithm tuning.
Month 13
Financial agents automatically generate and submit all local grant proposals.
Year 2.1
Automated feedback systems provide instant correction on all student code.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The department is fully automated by a consolidated neural cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
72%
Grant application rejection rate
4
Papers written per year
12
Students needing manual correction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy journals.
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