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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your complex housing theories into a very efficient landing page.
Critical urbanist, theorist of space, permanent lecturer
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Writing peer-reviewed papers without the coffee
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generates perfect theory citations in seconds
You draft papers on urban planning and spatial justice while lecturing students. We automate the analysis and citations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually read the handwriting on the whiteboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes every urban theory paper for your synthesis.
Month 5
It handles the tedious bibliography styles without needing a manual.
Month 10
An agent builds your course schedule based on updated curriculum trends.
Month 16
AI flags thesis errors and suggests feedback before you even look.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department replaces your lectures with high-fidelity, interactive AI avatars.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000
References per hour
0.01%
Average citation drift
0%
Grade inflation rate
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