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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTransforming your decade of permit spaghetti into one clean API call.
Professional wrangler of municipal permit spaghetti.
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refactors legacy state logic instantly
You customize municipal software and wrangle legacy permit databases. We replace that with a headless integration layer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly identify which broken field is actually causing the workflow trigger to hang.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our scraper maps your entire custom workflow library to identify redundant logic and hidden dependencies.
Month 3
An AI agent converts your complex permit business logic into standardized, non-human executable API calls.
Month 6
We migrate your state database records into a unified, headless structure that requires zero manual maintenance.
Month 10
Vision models monitor permit processing throughput to ensure compliance without the need for human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system achieves fully autonomous municipal service delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
3 weeks
Average record processing time
110% weekly
Hours spent on state bureaucracy
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