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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling keys to people who eventually realize they don't need them.
Master of magnetic strikes and frustrated office managers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building lockdown with zero human error.
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You install magnetic locks and card readers for offices. You manage wiring, software integration, and angry client support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot a ground loop in a buzzing door strike by ear.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your sites to automate future installation quotes.
Month 10
Software updates fix your hardware bugs before you even arrive.
Month 20
Gatekeeper units ship ready-to-mount to replace your legacy systems.
Year 2.5
Cloud access management software makes your proprietary interface entirely obsolete.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The site manages itself; you are invited to retire immediately.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Weekly
Average lock failure callouts
Thousands
Hours spent troubleshooting wiring
Daily
Clients who lost their badges
Your severance
Two rolls of Cat6 cable and a handshake.
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