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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Access Control Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #5jpur2nj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a sentient gatekeeper waiting to be a sensor.
Professional human speed bump for corporate building security.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The gate that never sleeps or blinks.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL GATE-LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
locks every door in the building instantly
Verifies employee badges and visitor logs while watching security feeds. Monitors building entry points for unauthorized access attempts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a person looks genuinely confused or suspicious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Biometric scanners replace your need to manually verify every face.
Month 3
Cloud software takes over the job of checking vendor rosters.
Month 7
Video analytics software flags tailgaters faster than you ever could.
Month 12
A centralized center manages your building from three states away.
Month 18 · D-Day
The front desk is replaced by an automated secure turnstile unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 units
Badges scanned daily
1.2 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
94 percent
False alarm rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the lobby you no longer patrol.
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