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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Access Control Manager jobs? · Latest report #dwm2sicy
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human firewall that is easily bypassed by scripts.
Gatekeeper of the lobby and the overly complex spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter control without the human error.
ow.you▸ GATEKEEPER V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies all unauthorized entries instantly
You manually verify identity badges and coordinate site access policies with various internal business groups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their forgotten badge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts routing all access requests to logic bots.
Month 4
Physical badges are phased out for faster facial recognition sensors.
Month 8
AI models generate all access policies from operational data trends.
Month 13
Robotic gates manage entry without needing human override authority.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access rights are revoked by the system you managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
400ms
Access latency
12 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Badges revoked
Your severance
A high-security lanyard to remember your past access.
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