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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day granting permissions that users immediately lose anyway.
Gatekeeper of the digital credential graveyard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the gatekeeping for zero trust security.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUTHBOT CENTRAL V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes administrative rights globally in milliseconds
You manage user identity and permissions for internal systems. You manually revoke access when employees finally quit.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy VPN still requires that specific password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple automated forms stop the flood of manual ticket requests.
Month 4
Rulesets automatically grant access based on organizational hierarchy data.
Month 8
Biometric sensors replace your manual password reset verification calls.
Month 12
System detects separation and kills all access in real-time.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is officially moved to the read-only archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14,000/day
Access requests processed
12 percent
Human error rate
84
Identity silos managed
Your severance
Two weeks of read-only access to the company intranet.
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