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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Access Network Engineer jobs? · Latest report #87r5ad9d
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is just turning it off and on again, automatically.
Senior specialist in chasing ghost packets and frayed fiber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for your local area network.
sluurp.you▸ NETFIXER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes traffic faster than any human can
You manage hardware connectivity, troubleshoot fibre drops, configure routers, and spend your days chasing intermittent signal latency issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still walk into a dark server room and sense which cable is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify latency before you even wake up.
Month 3
Algorithms handle VLAN tagging without your spreadsheets.
Month 7
Machines reboot dead ports before users even notice.
Month 13
The system routes around its own failures automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average uptime increase
900 units
Tickets resolved per second
99 percent
Human error reduction
Your severance
A decommissioned fiber optic switch and a thank you.
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