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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a manual gatekeeper for a password vault.
The human obstacle between a developer and their database.
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help!youAI▸ AUTHBOT V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user lifecycle based on email triggers
You grant user access to internal tools and software platforms. You handle account lifecycle requests and security permissions.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to remember which legacy system actually needs manual login.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart bots begin parsing request emails for account provisioning.
Week 8
Logic engines map department roles to software permissions automatically.
Month 3
Users click buttons instead of emailing you for access.
Month 5
Systems provision themselves via secure machine-to-machine trust tokens.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is officially locked for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Too many
Requests processed manually
12 percent
Human error rate
48 hours
Access latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free security badge.
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