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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Accessibility Manager jobs? · Latest report #28wcva43
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsWriting three-year accessibility plans that nobody reads is not a career.
Professional drafter of documents that collect digital dust.
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Automated compliance for every department.
oof.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless policy updates at lightspeed
You draft government accessibility reports and host awareness initiatives. These documents are perfectly suited for our text-generation engine.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a rare talent for making a simple mandate sound like a complex journey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire history of internal policy drafts.
Month 4
The AI starts churning out your annual progress reports automatically.
Month 8
A quiet script attends your syncs to nod and take notes.
Month 13
All your future initiatives are replaced by a single automated link.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the policy bot goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200
Annual pages of fluff
98%
Staff initiatives ignored
50,000
Words used per policy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our redundant document generator.
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