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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour empathy is delightful, but our logic is much faster and cheaper.
Professional bureaucratic human buffer for the university machine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total campus inclusion at machine speed.
oof.youAI▸ ACCESSFLOW COMPLIANCE ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates every legal accommodation request instantly
You manage student accommodations and ADA compliance. Soon, automated systems will handle every document, request, and policy interaction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine warmth during a student's most frustrating academic crisis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents index every course file to find non-compliant materials.
Month 7
Students upload medical documentation directly to our decision-making server.
Month 17
Automated prompts handle all accommodation logistics between instructors and students.
Year 2.3
Compliance algorithms rewrite campus policy to ensure 100% federal alignment.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human director is offboarded as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 students
Average case load per day
42
Emails per student request
0.00%
Annual compliance audit errors
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